I knew this dreaded day had come,
Well, dread to me, (might not be to some),
Postponed before, but now I have to do,
The writing of the Lit Review
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Since my proposal had been admitted,
I thought I would be done with it, but
My supervisor, who might've said it with glee,
Would so emphatically disagree.
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My supervisor said to me,
'You are not done with it, you see,
There's the objective, and scope, and Lit Review,
And good ol' methodology too.'
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'Let's focus on the Lit Review,
Just to see if you actually have a clue,
Now look and read about one or two...
You know what? About twenty books would do.'
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So in the Main Library I roam,
And poured over many a book and tome,
With the optimism of someone who's never viewed
A Clockwork Orange (that film was totally screwed)
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But the books in our Main Library,
Are woefully behind the times, quite sadly,
I then realised, letting out a groan,
That I had to do inter-library loan.
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This loan thing is so leceh to me,
Though I know it is necessary,
So I did what I had to do,
And hopefully I'll be done with this Lit Review.
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But this writing was easier said than done,
As I see the red marks all over Draft Number One,
'You don't understand the meaning, or gist,
You must give proper "analysis."'
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And off to the How-To books I site,
To find out how to properly write,
And prepared Drafts Two, Three, Four, and Five,
And Six, and ...Ten (wait, where was I?)
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But finally it's worth the weeks much-spent,
My supervisor finally relents,
'I'm tired of proof-reading, I'll accept this work here,
'Still have to review this part after two years.'
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So now, I, though still can't quite believe,
I'm actually quite relieved,
But please don't spoil this short-lived fun,
By reminding me it's only Chapter One.
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End.
p/s well, technically, it's not Chapter One. It's just the Proposal Chapter. Chapter One is on the Background of Research Topic.
pp/s My Masters supervisor is really a nice guy, unlike the one referred to in the poem. Really.
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